#lizard kid

[muffinrag]

yknow I saw that gifset of Garak's actor before I ever started watching star trek - you know the one, the interview gifset - so I knew going in that there was going to be gay subtext. but holy shit, you guys. Garak doesn't just wanna fuck Bashir. that man is a whole entire homosexual. that man is a queen. or like. a princess at minimum. the actor put his whole pussy into being a gay lizard and he's going to heaven for it

[fabuloustrash05]

"When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman-"

"Oh, hey, is it that late?"

"Sit."

This is such a funny father and son moment between these two, and I love it way too much.

Not only with Raph trying to get out of hearing a story from his dad that he's not interesting in/in the mood to hear, but also immediately wanting out the second he realizes it's about his dad's love life.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

[cuterefaction]

Trektober Day 27: Domesticity. Your regular reminder that Cardassians flirt through squabbling, so the DS9 book club debates would likely come across as Gomez and Morticia Addams-level public romancing. I can't imagine that'd change much even after decades.

Yeah, I know it's non-canon, whatever, I am extremely married to the idea that Julian and Ezri would realise they trauma bonded pretty quickly and she'd pack him off to Cardassia with a fond eyeroll.

[catjest3r]

Domo cuff + 2 critters I made recently!! 🌈🐙🦎

[littlest-photography]

Apartment life!

[hyunpic]

even the confetti stuck on him, can’t move on

[blitzos-horse-ranch]

I'm increasingly perplexed by why Cash (and by extension Blitzø ) has spikes/spines when AFAIK no other imp does (please correct me if Im wrong!!)

He also has these massive claws and Barbie seems to have gotten that gene.

So what's this dudes deal? It's such a dumb detail to agonize over but I wanna KNOW WHYY, or at least see other imps with this shit going on lmao.

bc it's kind of sexy (ON BLITZØ AND BARBIE. ONLY BLITZØ AND BARBIE I SWEAR 😭)

[little-pondhead]

Day 15: Field Trip

“It’s good to see you, Mnemosyne.”

[Full comic without text under the cut.]

[spudbrainz]

🦎~ Not look

[tinderbox210]

Land of the Lost AU

Being the only survivor of an expedition, Mae Rodman finds herself trapped in a mysterious place that is inhabited by a variety of dangerous and prehistoric creatures. On the run from carnivorous dinosaurs and other predators, Mae is saved by Noa, an evolved and sentient primate, who decides to help her search for other survivors of the expedition and find a way home.

On their journey they grow closer together and stumble upon the opportunistic castaway Trevathan, who's been stranded in the "Land of the Lost", as he calls the place, for several years with no hope of leaving. He betrays them to Proximus, the ruthless monarch of an archaic clan of apes residing in the ruins of an ancient civilisation.

When Proximus wants to sacrifice Mae to appease the aggressive humanoid lizard creatures called Sleestak living beneath the ruins, she and Noa manage to escape during a volcanic eruption and start a new life together.

[sillynet]

music blinkies the sequel

sorry this took so long 💔

[dark-elf-writes]

Anyway Modern AU where Thranduil is a recently widowed model who cannot keep a babysitter for more than like two hours because 1) Legolas is a weird little guy 2) those that could handle Legolas’ weirdness cannot handle the force that is a six year old coming to terms with grief and the resulting crippling fear of losing his dad 3) Thranduil is famous and that brings in a lot of weirdos and he has already set his lawyer on three different nannies that posted pictures of Legolas online. All this to say he shows up late to a photo shoot with Legolas crying in his arms after yet another babysitter fell through and his agent refused to let him reschedule again only for the photographer to also be a widower who is great with kids and is incredibly kind and attractive and (god he’s in trouble)

Bard was going to be annoyed that the model he was working with was late until he saw a reflection of himself a few years before trying his best to get back on his feet after losing his wife and he cant not help. And really Legolas is such a sweet kid who really likes bugs and rocks and lizards all of which Bard is practically an expert in after three children’s worth of hyperfixations

[montesmithart]

Monty in childhood 🌴☀️

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN X HARPER’S BAZAAR

[thestalkerbunny]

Context: I work at a library and it's been raining crazy hard recently. We have a large flower bed outside of the building and the worms were migrating around cause the rain makes it easier for them. They were ALSO wandering inside. So to keep them from getting stepped on, I went to go gather them up? And it was a FULL HANDFUL OF WOIMS.

They were relocated to the flower beds, but most of my day was spent relocating worms from the dangerous inside to the wonderful wet outside.

Which honestly was a wonderful use of my time. It's my favorite thing about my job is that I'm the person they call to catch and release the little critters that get in.